1. 21:55 17th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from 5oshadesofcrayy

    (Source: shopruche)

     
  2. 21:55

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    Reblogged from 5oshadesofcrayy

    Tags: ukrainewarantisemeticrussiashitstorm

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    daedalusandtrillian:

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

Holy hell.


It was false. Just to put fear in the people that their new govt is “anti semetic” but they aren’t.The room where they needed to “register” was empty and militants knew nothing about the leaflets passed out.Just a nasty trick. War is ugly and they wanted to play dirty.http://nytimes.com/2014/04/18/world/europe/efforts-to-register-jews-in-ukraine-are-denounced-and-denied.html?referrer=

    daedalusandtrillian:

    trillgamesh:

    braiker:

    Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

    Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

    Holy hell.

    It was false. Just to put fear in the people that their new govt is “anti semetic” but they aren’t.
    The room where they needed to “register” was empty and militants knew nothing about the leaflets passed out.
    Just a nasty trick. War is ugly and they wanted to play dirty.

    http://nytimes.com/2014/04/18/world/europe/efforts-to-register-jews-in-ukraine-are-denounced-and-denied.html?referrer=

     
  3. 00:56

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    Reblogged from mistletoesiewosies

    alittleworldofimagination:

    jokerkat:

    quincy360:

    you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

    That’s called anxiety.

    That explains at least half of my life then

     
  4. heros-of-the-bluebox:

    sluttyoliveoil:

    cough

    rough

    though

    through

    why dont these words rhyme

    but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

    Bologna pony
    100% all-beef thermometer
    DNA rifle

     
  5. 07:41 10th Apr 2014

    Notes: 1349

    Reblogged from bouncingdodecahedrons

    (Source: cindymayweather)

     
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    regram @mrsfleegal
Fell in love with this Haiku! Such beautiful words by @tylerknott #crossstitch #tylerknott #haiku #hobby #craft #habit #crossstitching #psimadethis

    regram @mrsfleegal
    Fell in love with this Haiku! Such beautiful words by @tylerknott #crossstitch #tylerknott #haiku #hobby #craft #habit #crossstitching #psimadethis

     
  7. 14:56 8th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from notaloneintheuniverse

    have you considered that maybe i am not pleasant?

    maybe i wear lipstick so that
    you will see my pretty pink mouth
    wrapping around a coffee cup lid
    and be distracted enough not to notice
    that i am intelligent and powerful;
    a threat.

    maybe i draw my brows into high arches
    so you will look at my unimpressed skepticism
    and overlook my spiteful glare
    as a trick of my silly, girlish routine.

    maybe i wear my heels so high and thin
    so that i grasp your attention with the sway of my hips
    as i listen to the click-clack-click against the floor
    and know that if you should try to overpower me
    i walk on sharpened knives.

    maybe when i laugh at your worthless jokes
    i am really baring my fangs
    waiting patiently for the day
    that i sink them into your neck.

    i am not made of porcelain pleasantries;
    you will find that these things are my armor
    to keep you at a distance
    so you do not step on me and shatter
    my fragile control.

    i am not a husk — i am not wilting.
    i am turning my head
    so that the fire blazing through my eyes
    does not catch on the accelerant of your sweaty palms
    and burn your bones to dust.

    i am not your pretty girl;
    i am a fury, a faerie, a phoenix —
    a forest of werewolves and wendigos
    that will carve out your chest
    so that the next time i paint my pretty pink lips
    i will taste the copper tang of your dying breaths.
    — R.K., I Am The Wolf Only Barely Contained (via richgaaaang)

    (Source: dallisons)

     
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    Hell yeah!
Love you guizeee ♥

    Hell yeah! Love you guizeee ♥

     
  9. 22:40 27th Mar 2014

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    Reblogged from voodoowoohoo

    deluxetoaster:

    can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

     
  10. 22:37

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    Reblogged from windinyoursnail

    impwhoretant:

    impwhoretant:

    I’M CLEAN

    image

    i took

    a shower

     
  11. 22:32

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    Reblogged from mostlyjudson

    iamoceanic:

    opergayyytor:

    codename-lol:

    yoiplait:

    terms for penis you should not use in fics:

    • love stick
    • doinker
    • schlong
    • wankie
    • ding dong
    • 100% all-beef thermometer
    • bologna pony
    • stinky pickle
    • magic wand
    • divine rod
    • love muscle
    • power drill
    • captain winky
    • yogurt slinger
    • DNA rifle 

    are you kidding im going to use all of these

    DNA rifle is best rifle

    DNA rifle is fine

     
  12. 12:34

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    Reblogged from eatmorebikes

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  13. 16:51 26th Mar 2014

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    Sushi date with myself ♥

    Sushi date with myself ♥

     
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    #Costco flower?
I want one, but you have to buy a 3 pack.

    #Costco flower? I want one, but you have to buy a 3 pack.

     
  15. 22:34 20th Mar 2014

    Notes: 217034

    Reblogged from the-clumsy-ninja

    jernsern-erckles:

    magicalmadnessx:

    ruinedchildhood:

    The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

    This is awesome

    damn bruce got sexy