My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is still awesome.

Miniature Pizza With Ham and Olives by PetitPlat - Stephanie Kilgast on Flickr.
miniature :D
this morning i stopped at a mcdonalds so i could have something to eat before work, since we have no food in the house
so i buy my sausage burrito thing and start to leave when this old man starts hollering at me going ‘where are you goin’ beautiful’ and wave me down
i stop and stare awkwardly,…
so why is it never
“I mustache you to fuck me”
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
WOW JOJO FUCK YOU
NATURE FINDS A WAY SHAWNA
NATURE FINDS A WAY
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”










