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bouncingdodecahedrons:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is still awesome.

You.I don’t like you. Or that winky face.

You.
I don’t like you.
Or that winky face.

beiricordi:

this morning i stopped at a mcdonalds so i could have something to eat before work, since we have no food in the house

so i buy my sausage burrito thing and start to leave when this old man starts hollering at me going ‘where are you goin’ beautiful’ and wave me down

i stop and stare awkwardly,…

arseantlers:

so why is it never

“I mustache you to fuck me”

teddybeartuzzi:

jojodoodle:

teddybeartuzzi:

jojodoodle:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

WOW JOJO FUCK YOU

NATURE FINDS A WAY SHAWNA

NATURE FINDS A WAY

barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”